December 2011
166 posts
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Watched Boondock Saints
I loved it. Minus this scene.
I cried for the cat.
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Dreamed I was posting on 4chan
More specifically random.
Then I stopped because I didn’t have a proxy.
…I don’t know if many of you will get this but…my dream made sense.
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When I see the prices for some of my textbooks...
Under 10 or 20
Between 40-50
From 70-90
In the 100’s
…200’s…
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If I were friends with Misha, Jared and Jensen...
How I plan on inviting people to see "The Hobbit"...
imabagginsofbagend:
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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